The American Mona Lisa.

Preempted answer: Why am I NOT whiny.

With two unread chapters of history due monday, a towering assemblage of overdue assignments, and occasional (HA! more like every 10 min) dawdles on facebook, terms like 'a good night's sleep' are all but illusory. Funny how just weeks ago I was filled with beatific visions of knowing that tomorrow will be another morphine filled day of internet overload and lethargic episodes.

Anywho, :D To y'all who are following me (mostly people I bribed or blackmailed) here's another daily, canker causing, pic for you. If there's any reason to follow me, it's for my daily upload of fresh fun-filled fervor. (look how i "skillfully" used an alliteration, lol)

Picture painted by Fernando Botero, I dub it the American Mona Lisa.
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A little about me, god.

This rant-blog is dedicated to the audacious life of a misanthropic kid.

Angel Wu is afflicted with a terminal disease that coerces her into taking a bajillion AP classes. Treatment?: AP classes.

TO DO LIST:
- hunt down a pair of rabbits to make slippers
- find plasticine to make purdy houses
- play a good game of monopoly

A little insight into the Angel's life.
Isn't ironic that priceless and worthless share a definition?
Priceless: without price
Worthless: without price.

Here's a little something to saturate your brain in. In tribute of 9-11

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One Cup for You

HIDING OUT
It's Hibernation Week for me. I've had my creative juices wrung out of me (let the sexual comments flow in).
Haiku:
A rainbow up above me,
A shadow beside,
I hear the ice-cream calling.
(it's 7-5-7 right?)
Short HC rant:
Going to homecoming is going to put me off dances for the rest of my life. Oh, the drama. Oh, the dog-crack licking drama. :| Tolo > HC

Anyway. As it is still the 17th here in America, HBD!
9/17

HOUSE

ALL RIGHT. I feel like breaking the silence - for a while anyway. Yes. I’d go both ways for Megan fox. I'd go three-way if u topple that with an Olivia Wilde. And if u add a few Brad Pitt sprinkles, that's like...a blinding explosion of hotness. Those three should never be in the same room together for that particular reason. haha. i'ma kidding.
SO: Maxim's hottest two, AND FOR GOOD REASON.

Oh, house is on tonight. MUST WATCH MUST WATCH MUST WATCH. He's finally embraced his mentally disturbed, drug addicted, bulletwounded self. :D X-CITING.

9/21

HBD :D

Little girl say what?
K. cuz my blog seems to be on viagra (u know, getting longer and longer), today's is going to be a sex-free day. Here's the few things on the agenda: F.A.Q.'s, updates, and a get-me-to-get-to-know-you-to-me thing.

Florida's Apple Queen:
Q: When do u update?
A: I'ma try to daily. I'll probably waste away into a weekly blog though.

Q: OMG! Why so often?
A: To me, it's less of a blog and more of a daily yogawriting class. Besides. I have years of repressed emotions. >:|

Q: What's up with the pictures?
A: It's a picture-book blog.

Q: >:O Where do u find those pictures?
A: Ah, with a little help from my friend Mickey (the mouse) and the magic of the internet, even I can do wonders. 8D
-MM picture by Hammerson

Updates:
- commenting has been fixed 8D
- music added
- I've dusted everything with cool-er-lie-zers. It's a pixeldrug. :D. Effects? It gives you yellow teeth and red eyes. Guess you're set for Halloween!

A little more about Angel.

HA. I lied. (but yeah. twilight sucks balls)

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: HBD/sour 16 to you!
(jk. Well, not til the 17th) :D COMMENT