Frog Eat Frog World

Obesity: Americans don't just embody the word, they churlishly pelvic-thrust all their junk into it; they've smothered it with their lard and mutated it with recyclable grease.

I know it's unsightly and probably inappropriate for a blog as such, but if this picture inspires you to toss aside that cloying mickyD sundae, then its done it's job. His name is Koushikinath. By giving him an identity, he's more...relatable, more human: one of us :O! (k, don't be making a witty remark here. this picture was not modeled after me >:| ). Look at that elated face, content by posing as an airplane. Ecstasy that cloaks the reality of an unsatisfied curiously of being unable to ride on planes. Seats intended for size 4 people are expected to carry Americans: average size - 14. By golly, I think we have an epidemic. ...Maybe that Mona Lisa pic would've been better on this post. Oh wellz.

On a totally unrelated note, I think I need sleeping pills, or maybe I'm a bat. The sun makes me more tired than being cloistered to my bed. Maybe it's the UV rays, hmm.

Here's your interesting, non-fattening, picture for the day. What I like to call a "Frog eat frog world". Of course, we all know in our society who's eating (Koushikinath) what (KFC: finger lickin' good).

Oh btw, by reading through all of this, you've lost 30 calories. Why not burn more fat by reading the rest?

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